A story created from a random plot generator. The blurb was made and from that the greatest story every told was written.

Maud Bogtrotter suspected something was a little off when her hoity toity dentist tried to sniff her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly lathered satyr, Eddie D'Iagio, that her life finally began to make sense.

However, Eddie proved to be ancient and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with playing the lyre. Maud soon learnt that Eddie had taken an oath never to stroke a human being.

When Maud's hoity toity dentist is injured in a bear baiting accident, Maud realises that her own life is at risk.

Despite Eddie's occasional bleating and failure complex, Maud finds herself falling for the satyr. Only fate will decide whether he kills or protects her.

One night, a lizard person appears before Maud and warns her of a darkness within Eddie. The lizard person gives Maud the tarnished scythe - the only weapon that can defeat a lathered satyr.

Will Maud find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly queasy?

Link to the plot generator: http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/

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